Members of the race of man for many years have lead me to worry about the future of our race. I'm sure that everyone has had those moments where you wonder how in Heaven's name did the person before survive into adulthood without getting smacked upside the head a few times or just getting there in the first place.
Just sit in a public area and listen to those around you and see what you pick up.
I got a one:
A woman is trying to push a door open and is getting frustrated because it's not opening. She stomps over to one employee and demands to know why the door is locked. The employee calmly explains that you have to push really hard to open it. The man with the lady pushes the door and it opens. The woman than looks at the employee and says that there should be a sign on the door that says 'push'. If the woman was willing to look she would have seen that in big letters says 'PUSH' right where you're suppose to push. It's kinda hard to miss.
Please insert your own face palm or desk head bang here.
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