I love GK Chesterton!!
And here's a little comic from the Gilbert Magazine that I want to share!!!
And here's a little comic from the Gilbert Magazine that I want to share!!!
First Strip
1. Wally: You must be Gilbert. I'd turn to face you, but I'm psychologically tethered to my computer monitor.
2. Wally: To turn away even for an instant would shake the foundations of my world.
(Gilbert pulls out a gas canteen)
3. Wally: The new guy set fire to my cubicle.
Dilbert: Join me. Tether yourself to the water cooler.
1. Wally: You must be Gilbert. I'd turn to face you, but I'm psychologically tethered to my computer monitor.
2. Wally: To turn away even for an instant would shake the foundations of my world.
(Gilbert pulls out a gas canteen)
3. Wally: The new guy set fire to my cubicle.
Dilbert: Join me. Tether yourself to the water cooler.
Second Strip
1. Pointy-Haired Boss: Gilbert, I have to ask you not to drink frothy ale or stout in your cubicle.
2. Pointy-Haired Boss: Also, I -- Great Scott!! Are those distributists!?! They can't be in here.
3. Pointy-Haired Boss: Is- Is this un-pasteurized milk?
Wally: Someone replaced my microwaveable hot pockets with this fresh home-made bread.
Third Strip1. Pointy-Haired Boss: Gilbert, I have to ask you not to drink frothy ale or stout in your cubicle.
2. Pointy-Haired Boss: Also, I -- Great Scott!! Are those distributists!?! They can't be in here.
3. Pointy-Haired Boss: Is- Is this un-pasteurized milk?
Wally: Someone replaced my microwaveable hot pockets with this fresh home-made bread.
1. Pointy-Haired Boss: Gilbert, I'm afraid we're going to terminate your employment here.
2. Pointy-Haired Boss: Your faith, your economic ideas, and belief in common sense – It threatens our bureaucracy.
Wally: See if we can keep the goat.
3. Pointy-Haired Boss (with GK's legendary foe G.B. Shaw): I think Mr. Shaw here will be a much better -er, "fit".
Gilbert: !!
No comments:
Post a Comment